Archive for October, 2009

Any girls who have done crazy crash diets…. please share what it was????

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

I want to drop some weight quickly in 5 days no matter what I must do… then do it healthy and safely to get the rest of after that.

5 days isnt really going to make that much difference to how you look

What does this dream mean? Passed loved one…?

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

My Uncle passed away on Valentine’s day in 2006. He was my best friend more than an uncle. He left behind a fiance, their two little girls together (ages 2 and 3) and twins that were 16. He was in a motorcycle accident while on vacation, so it was definitely sudden and unexpected. He was really crazy and wild when he was younger. Did some time, but had straightened his life out and was an amazing person. Still crazy and wild, but legal. He has done some crazy things that I’ve only heard as stories. I had to go to funeral (I had to pay like $2000 to fly to it!) just to see him dead (sick, I know) because he was such a prankster and freakin’ crazy that I wouldn’t put it past him to play a joke- actually I was just hoping it was all a sick sick joke.

I have had a few dreams about him since he passed, but one won’t leave me alone. I don’t quite remember the beginning, but I go to this house (which is an actual house about a 1/2 mile from my mom’s house) and there is a huge biker party going on. I’ve never been to this house or anywhere around it in realy life by the way. I go in, and there are all these biker guys totally wasted and partying. There was like an easy-up with a shallow pool underneath that had murky water and like eels or snakes in it. But anyway, I see my uncle there and he is all strung out and wasted. So I go running up and grab him and ask him where he’s been and how happy I am that he’s alive. And it turns out he was in a witness protection program who faked his death for all of us, but he ended up falling back into drugs and bad stuff again.

My heart skips a beat every time I drive by that house. Like I want to go knock on the door for some reason. Something pulls me there.. But really, what does this dream mean??

This dream is not about your uncle and it’s not about bikers or his house. The key is the "murky water". You have a big decision to make in the next month. Very big. And a correct decision will make your life a lot easier. Your brain senses this long before you recognize it. Be aware of everything in your surroundings for the next week. Pay attention more than you ever have. You need to gather all the force at your disposal. THis is an important time in your life. You will never forget it..

Why is Criss Angel such a goober?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

He does fantastic illusions… sometimes. But what’s with the stupid get-up? I know there is a level of showmanship in performance, but my God I can’t stand how freakin’ stupid he looks! He tries so hard to look cool that he ends up looking like a moron. All the Mr. T jewelry and now he has a beard, dew-rag, and doesn’t take off his shades… I think a million bikers are laughing right now. Yep, iconic Jersey boy indeed… ego? check. no style? check. Watch the quasi-celebs drop from the ranks soon, his 15 is about over. Enjoy it magic boy. The new seasons card tricks are lame and have been done far too many times by him and everyone else.

Whats a goober?

Am I crazy or just have a Major case of Deja vu or am i really psychic?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

I see things, like bad things, people dying, planes crashing, train derailing, and usually when i see these "visions" the accident happens within thirty mins. i also see people who aren’t really there, some call them ghosts, and i can feel what they feel. am i crazy or is it all real?

idk but maybe you should go see a doctor just in case. If the doctor says it is nothing medical explore your visions more.

Am I crazy or just have a Major case of Deja vu or am i really psychic?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

I see things, like bad things, people dying, planes crashing, train derailing, and usually when i see these "visions" the accident happens within thirty mins. i also see people who aren’t really there, some call them ghosts, and i can feel what they feel. am i crazy or is it all real?

idk but maybe you should go see a doctor just in case. If the doctor says it is nothing medical explore your visions more.

Idea for mmorpg zombie game.?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Paul Williams
07/25/09
Zombie MMOFPS

THE INFECTED

Hello, my name is Paul Williams III and would like to see, you make a mmofps zombie game, if you guys could consider it. I would like the game to conserve ammunition when doing missions, or survival stages. You can go to bases where you buy weapons and material.
It would be a military base or some kind of survival outpost. There would be locations of big city’s and of big country areas for the landscape, and would suspect small towns to be in it. I would hope it would be something like world of Warcraft or Star wars galaxy game play and not of Hell gate or Diablo games and would want the game to be as realistic as possible and able to pick up items like Resident Evil.
There would be hunting knives and swords as well as black powder pistols that you can retrieve from buildings and would not be able to buy from the base. I want it to be conservative of ammunition when doing missions and would be able to find ammunition in farm houses and gang hideouts as well as police stations.
I suspect there would be Raiders or outcast bikers that group up against us for their survival to steal and pillage for their means. The zombies could be different types like the normal infected zombies mindless, and the smart zombies.
You could also for some missions, pick up video tapes that could show people trapped in a room with guns that are about to be eaten by the zombies, and what you can do is retrieve the video and give it to their family’s for closure and get a reward. You Will be able to ride Motorcycles,quads,dirt bikes,go-carts, normal vehicles.
I would think there would be some classes like
survivor,military soldier,cop,swat,green beret,journalist.
I hope it would either start out as a comet hitting Earth or asteroid, which brings disease, or human made that gets out of hand and reaches the public. A story that can intrigue the players.
Survivors would start out by themselves and begin with pistols or low pump action shotguns.
Cops start out with pistols,semi-shotguns,m16s
military start out with m4,m16,AK-47, as well as light machine guns
Swat & Green Berets start out with sub machine guns with grenades,mp5,scorpion and Such weapons.
Journalist start out with the police and get Camera, for valuable trade taking pictures for the army, Pistols basically money maker.
Zombie List
Normal Infected, Bite Hands
Zombie with gun ACC 50% Slow Shooting
Zombie Pukes acid Throws up
Smart Zombie (Boss) Like two times bigger formidable with a gun, crow bar or something.
Radioactive zombie (Boss) Radiation blast or something
Dog Zombie Biting
Cat-amount Biting claws
Bear Zombie claw biting, charge

Wild animals
Cougar
Grizzly
bobcat
Some deadly some not when in the countryside; neutral animals would be in as well

Outcast bikers
Crowbars,baseball bats and weapons
Lol alot of games are not the original, first mmorpg, comes with alot more other game with similiar ideas, so this mmorpg in what i described should be alright.

You basically stole the following games LOL
like a ..
fallout 3-radiation
left 4 dead-zombies
Resident evil Saga-
Saints Row-Gangs
Grand Theft Auto Series-cars
Dead Rising-Journalist

all meshed into one copycat :(
Try to be more original
p.s i have played all but deadrising my bro has it i recognized it and im a girl so you must be copying :P LOL hope this helps

Bird feeding - how to attract and feed wild birds away from home?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

I’ve loved birds for many, many years, but I never really thought about feeding and watching them until now! I’m a road biker, and with plenty of natural beauty around where I live, I come across plenty of birds on my rides. Today I biked out to a couple ponds and tossed bird seed here and there, trying to lure some birds into a free meal.

It didn’t go so well. They either ignored me entirely, or I tossed the seed to close to them and I scared them off. I was using a common wild bird mix from the grocery store, but the birds didn’t seem too interested.

Is it fairly hard to get the attention of small wild birds? Do you have any tips for me? I’d really like to get a couple birds close to me so I can film them.

Thanks!

You can put bird feeders around your own yard and film them there. They have to get used to a regular meal. That way they will come back. If they are out and about you will have to feed them they a bunch of times before they will sit there and
feed. Plant some big sunflowers in your yard also. They will attract gold finches house finches and cardinals for sure. Plant red flowers to attract humming birds. This is good to attract gold finches also. Save your cooking grease and put it in coffee cans. Store these in the fridge and put them out in the winter time. They will learn that there is suet in there. Birds will come from miles around if you feed them right. I guess a lot has to do with where you live and what they eat. I am using Kentucky as my example.

please rate my joke?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he
has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.
After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an
old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from
rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of
Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and
everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love.
She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He
readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he
picks

her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they
go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever
speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the
first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes
After

a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so
he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one
says a word.
Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her
breasts. Still no one says a word.
Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
everyone.
No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her
mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex.
Still no one speaks.
By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the
distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley,
so

he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
And the father says "Okay dammit, I’ll do the dishes!"

Oh now my sides are splitting!!! ; ¬ )))

How crazy are birthers on a scale from 1-10?

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

1 being America hiding alien bodies and spacecraft from the public in the alleged Roswell crash. 10 is something like, the Bush family is a family of reptilian aliens from alpha centari sent here to take over the world and harvest humans.

I WOULDN’T even say 10. I’d say 20.

AN OLD FRIEND IS STILL A ROARING DRUNK 33 YEARS AFTER WE MET, HIS PARENTS SAY I AM THE CAUSE. ARE THEY RIGHT?

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

There was a guy I thought of as a friend in high school. I am autistic so in truth I was clueless about what friendship was back then as now. Anyways, the guy was a roaring drunk when I met him over 30 years ago only difference is he was young back then and hid it well. Being autistic I was too dumb to see how big a drunk he was early on. Anyways this dude has kept hitting the bottle constantly for like OVER 30 years now without stopping. For about ten of those 30 years, I tried to help him. Of course being an alcoholic he just kept drinking. He could get psychotic when he drank so of course we fought like hell almost everyday near the end. Eventually realizing the fights were getting more violent and frequent, he left about ten years ago. It was both of our faults. He was a raging drunk and I was reverted to a true animal like beast when upset. Neither of us were good people when we were raging mad.

However that was over 10 years ago that he left. Since then I put my life on track. I got treatment, help and support for my autism inspired anger management problems. My rages are mush better managed than ever before in life. I went to college. I took computer science classes. I got awesome grades. I worked hard and got a great job. My life has been like a dream come true over the last ten years.

I was on my way home one night with one of my big ugly biker friends. He knew this guy and his eyes being better then mine said hey ain’t that your friend from long ago. I got a good look at him and said yes it is. He was looking terrible and I mean totally rough. Well after speaking to his family, I found life had not been kind over the 10 years since I saw him. he is now not only a constant drunk he is also very sick. His family says its all due to the ten years spent with me.

Now granted all our almost constant knock down drag out fighting over those then years did nothing for either of us. His family dropped a bomb on me by saying they think I am to blame for his current sorry state. the man has been drinking and drugging hard core long as I knew him. All through high-school he drank booze like a fish, did drugs like pot, hash, LSD. angel dust, pills often taking lots of it at the same time.

It hurt me a little to hear the family suggest I was the cause of his suffering. It hurt because, I still think of the man as a friend. He won’t seek treatment. He won’t go to vocational rehabilitation. He just sits and drinks. I feel bad because, his life was once awesome when my life was a mess. He once had all the great jobs when I was too wild and animal like to keep a paying job longer than a day. I feel bad because, being an autistic kid I looked up to this guy. He held a job, he was popsular. He went to parties and had parties. He had friends, girl friends everything. Now he has so little and I have so much. His life is hard and mine is awesome. All the time I struggled to get a paying job in the real world, it was because I wanted the economic freedom he had. I wanted off disability income. Now his parents blame me for his downfall and it hurt a bit.

Question: given what I shared do you think I am responsible for my friends health ruined by booze, drugs and fast living?
He was bi I was gay. 99% of our time together there was no sex. Being autistic I just thought he was my friend. It sounds supid but, I was in love with him. He just used me for my money and at the time I was too neive due to autism to know what was happening. I was autistic and gay and at the time he was nicer to me than anyone had ever been in my life. Oh yeah later I found it was just his way to get booze and drug money. But as an autistic guy who never had a bi friend before it was like magic to be with him. Then as he got older the fights came. Then we went our separate ways. So yes their was a relationship of sorts. Like four times total.

Not unless you poured booze and forced pills down his throat. You were codependent with him, but you are NOT responsible for his addiction or his refusal to straighten his life out. Especially if he has been away from you for 10 years and has still not straightened out. They bore him and raised him; those early years are way more responsible for his behavior than anything you did. Remember, he started this before you met him. They are trying to blame someone, anyone other than themselves. Even they are not ultimately responsible: it’s up to HIM to pull himself up. First, he has to admit his has a problem and want to do something about it. No one can take that first step for him.